New York Times Bestseller! 5 Starred Reviews! ""Will have listeners in stitches."" -Kirkus Reviews (starred review) ""Purely absurd, sidesplitting humor."" -Booklist (starred review) ""Demands bombastic, full-volume performances."" -Publishers Weekly (starred review) ""Perfect for a guffawing share with younger sibs or buddy read."" -Bccb (starred review) ""The sort of story that makes children love to read."" -School Library Journal (starred review)From acclaimed, bestselling creators Drew Daywalt, author of The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Home, and Adam Rex, author-illustrator of Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, comes a laugh-out-loud hilarious picture book about the epic tale of the classic game Rock, Paper, Scissors. ""I couldn't stop laughing while reading this aloud to a group of kids,"" commented the founder of Bookopolis.com, Kari Ness Riedel.